And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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