I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
