Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
