There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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