i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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