I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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