I look better un-naked...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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