I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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