it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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