How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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