He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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