yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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