thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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