By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My pussy is not your playground.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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