how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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