dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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