I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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