Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
accomplished twins. life is a go
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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