thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
