Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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