Dude my mom stole all your condoms
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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