she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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