i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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