He uses pillows to masturbate.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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