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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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