I'm eating all of the evidence.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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