I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Houston, we have a blender
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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