I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
