I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.