yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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