We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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