i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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