im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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