dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i have herpe
just one?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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