Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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