So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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