Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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