Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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