Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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