dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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