If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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