I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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