Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think i have two assholes
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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