Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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