I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
