I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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