we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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