with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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