I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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