Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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