i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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