it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
not ubering you a puppy
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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